About 14 years ago, one of the most awesome, thoughtful, athletic, smart, trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, brave, clean, reverent, amazing, nice, and just plain wonderful children of this generation was born.
Also, I was born too.
Well, I'm Jason, your friendly assistant patrol leader, and my sole purpose in life is to make sure you have fun on scouting trips. (And to maybe win a Nobel Prize, but whatever) I sometimes inadvertently create catchphrases, so watch out! (That's what they said on the Titantic!) I am often dubbed as 'fun to be around', 'that one guy', and 'almost completely incompetent' (Lies!) However, don't let this discourage you, as I am eager to learn, and after 3 whole years of scouting, I finally achieved Tenderfoot! (Not very reassuring, I know.)