Should you require medical attention you will always have a doctor in the house with your honorary degree from the cult of the sun god, wait i mean "troop 8". I lack the funding to write an elaborate work of literature (but you will still get your free ipad!!!) due to these atrocities you will have to absorb the knowledge or WALK THE PLANK!!!!! Either that or read on in the darkness!!!
PATROL A AND E you have been choosen as a tribute (to bring compasses) good luck and the odds be ever in your favor!! Thee that shall try to remove themsleves from this duty (hehehehe) shall face the wrath of the feared WALK IN FREEZER!!!