Patrol Dawesome


And your phones!!!

Article I

Section I

    Like a Bob!!!!! 

 Article II

Section I

      Patrol D is for Dawesome ( duh lurn to spel !!!!!! ). It's an awesome reputation that we live up to day and night, by beating all of the other patrols at everything.

Section II

       This is Patrol D, commonly referred to by your elder scouts as Patrol Delta (the fourth letter in the Greek alphabet, capital ?, and lowercase ?). As the most awesome patrol (remember d is for Dawesome) Patrol D far exceeds patrols A, E, F, G,and Z in all ways, even while sleeping. Patrol D has a double edged reputation of being fast hikers with substandard navigational skill; hence the origin of our motto "D is for death march".

Section III

       In Patrol D your fearless leader is Captain Steinl  and aiding him in his nefarious plots is none other than the inestimable Thomas Larsen, who will do anything for a nickel accept give you a dime. This fearsome duo will help guide you through your Troop 8 and Patrol D experience, and make sure that you will fit in perfectly. If you need help with anything, (as long as it doesn't involve the Mafia and/or 30,000 dollars) don't hesitate to ask!

Section IV

Scouts in Patrol D are always the quickest up the ladder of advancement. Most of the patrol leaders originate from D, including Thomas, Shane, Evan, Drew, Nima, and Jack, as we are are the optimal patrol. 



Its funny because a certain knife was found in the troop room that bears a striking resemblance to the knife known to be owned by a patrica wellman and due to an ever helpfully person (A.K.A me) it has wound up in your patrol leaders Possession.


Yeah, that's right NINA (Nima was labeled as Nina at our bowling trip so eberyine call him Nina!)! :P


you really shouldn't engage in prestidigitation to confabulate it isn't very eleemosynary of you and it quite frankly obnubilates a lot of people. does that make you feel libidinous or something??????

Nina, I have no idea what you

Nina, I have no idea what you just said so..... okay! :P

Patrol Break- in!

I think your confused about who the evil clone is... dun dun dun!!!

not really

are you missing your anti-obfuscating photon refraction devices or is a transperant evanescent spirtual being holding you hostage

I'm definitely being held

I'm definitely being held hostage... by... umm... I forget

In correction of error

I believe you meant to put "patrol F far exceeds patrols A, D, E, and G in all ways"

Hahaha not

Hahaha not


Pick up your phones!!!!!!!!!!! I can't get sighn ups from you people and no sigh ups mean no going on trip

Crossover campout

A lot of you little people left a lot of stuff at the crossover and it's probably a good idea if you got it back.

Potato potato

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Carrot Carrot

I ain't even mad

Celery Celery

Of course you are mad! What else could you be (other than jealous, because you aren't in Patrol Dawesome anymore)?

vait, can ve revind zis to za

vait, can ve revind zis to za begining? i iz lozt. HEY MIZTER KITY KILERZ PUT ZAT ZNIPER ROCKET LAWNCHER DOWN!


hi I have misplaced a pair of HARDWARE gloves, liners and a black fleece scarf so if anyone knows where this is or has seen it, please let me know.


An actual constructive use of the comments section! What is this!?

u r lame

Patrol a is the best

I say.

Well, that's not a very nice thing to say. P.S. Did you look at the gigantic stream of comments below? Some of them might also apply to your comment.


Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?" Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo." Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother." Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother. who knew wikipedia could be a great source of insults?????????

Hey, Patrol D guys!

I think you're really cool.  When I eventually join Troop 8, I want to be just like you!

 A is better

 A is better

Choice for failures

Choice for failures

shut it

look who iz zpeaking mizter con man (conner)

but C is best!

but C is best!

Not anymore!

A little too literally.

I disagree.

Undoubtedly, the complete idiocy streaming out of your mouth is enough to convince me that you have the cranial capacity of a peanut. I completely agree with the words Mr. Kenny said. Therefore, it is my public duty to inform you that you are utterly, and completely wrong. Furthermore, this incorrect statement if yours is eating up our patrol's valuable time. I bid you a good day, sir!




big words make my head hurt

They do?

Do you know what antidisestablishmentarianism or pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis mean?