Patrol Dawesome

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Article I

Section I

    Like a boss!!!!! 

 Article II

Section I

      Patrol D is for Dawesome( duh learn to spel !!!!!! ). It's an awesome reputation that we live up to day and night.

Section II

       This is Patrol D, commonly referred to by your elder scouts as Patrol Delta (the fourth letter in the Greek alphabet, capital Δ, and lowercase δ). As the most awesome patrol (remember d is for Dawesome) Patrol D far exceeds patrols A, E, F, G,and Z in all ways, even while sleeping. Patrol D has a double edged reputation of being fast hikers with substandard navigational skill; hence the origin of our motto "D is for death march".

Section III

       In Patrol D your fearless leader is Nima Dorje (not to be mistaken with his evil clone) and aiding him in his nefarious plots is none other than the inestimable Shane Steinl, who will do anything for a nickel accept give you a dime. This fearsome duo will help guide you through your Troop 8 and Patrol D experience, and make sure that you will fit in perfectly. If you need help with anything, (as long as it doesn't involve the Mafia and/or 30,000 dollars) don't hesitate to ask!

(Someone Else!!!)  

 

Comments

In correction of error

I believe you meant to put "patrol F far exceeds patrols A, D, E, and G in all ways"

Hahaha not

Hahaha not

Grhhh

Pick up your phones!!!!!!!!!!! I can't get sighn ups from you people and no sigh ups mean no going on trip

Crossover campout

A lot of you little people left a lot of stuff at the crossover and it's probably a good idea if you got it back.

Potato potato

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Carrot Carrot

I ain't even mad

Celery Celery

Of course you are mad! What else could you be (other than jealous, because you aren't in Patrol Dawesome anymore)?

vait, can ve revind zis to za

vait, can ve revind zis to za begining? i iz lozt. HEY MIZTER KITY KILERZ PUT ZAT ZNIPER ROCKET LAWNCHER DOWN!

stuff

hi I have misplaced a pair of HARDWARE gloves, liners and a black fleece scarf so if anyone knows where this is or has seen it, please let me know.

Whoa!

An actual constructive use of the comments section! What is this!?

u r lame

Patrol a is the best

I say.

Well, that's not a very nice thing to say. P.S. Did you look at the gigantic stream of comments below? Some of them might also apply to your comment.

hi

Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?" Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo." Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother." Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother. who knew wikipedia could be a great source of insults?????????

Hey, Patrol D guys!

I think you're really cool.  When I eventually join Troop 8, I want to be just like you!

 A is better

 A is better

Choice for failures

Choice for failures

shut it

look who iz zpeaking mizter con man (conner)

but C is best!

but C is best!

I disagree.

Undoubtedly, the complete idiocy streaming out of your mouth is enough to convince me that you have the cranial capacity of a peanut. I completely agree with the words Mr. Kenny said. Therefore, it is my public duty to inform you that you are utterly, and completely wrong. Furthermore, this incorrect statement if yours is eating up our patrol's valuable time. I bid you a good day, sir!

.....okay.....?

.....okay.....?

AAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!

big words make my head hurt

They do?

Do you know what antidisestablishmentarianism or pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis mean?

antidisestablishmentarianism

antidisestablishmentarianism or pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis is what i call headache in the making

I know.

There's also hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. It is the fear of long words.

Yeah, Right

You don't have the awesomeness factor that would allow you to comprehend the incongruency of that statement.

The word that you are seeking

The word that you are seeking is incongruousness.

doth thou care to explain

doth thou care to explain that?

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419

shut thy pi hole

No.

I shalt not shut my pi hole.

ttoo bad

ttoo bad